Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
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I Want to Read About Your Relationship

Poll #369207 The Story of Your Relationship

If your relationship were a book, would you skip to the back to see how it ended?

Absolutely. I might not even read the beginning.
1(5.3%)
I would read the last page, and then go back and read the whole thing.
4(21.1%)
I'd read the beginning first, and if it were going well, I'd peek at the last little bit.
4(21.1%)
I wouldn't peek, even though it would be tempting.
3(15.8%)
It would never occur to me.
7(36.8%)

How long would the average "Book About My Relationship" be?

Pamphlet
2(10.0%)
Short story
1(5.0%)
Novella
2(10.0%)
Novel
8(40.0%)
Multi-volume encyclopaedic novel set
7(35.0%)

What genre would your relationships fall into. No, you don't get to say "Romance."

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