Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

What a Productive Meeting!

I found this on a sheet of paper on which I had written meeting notes in September:

Parque Mundial
  • Five llamas put oranges in a picnic basket and put on their tennis shoes to go to the park.
  • A kudu makes himself peanut butter sandwiches and puts them into his backpack.
  • A family of shrews get their tennis raquets and balls.
  • A wombat and a capybara put on matching baseball caps and t-shirts and take a ball and their mitts.
  • A secretary bird takes a stack of magazines and a thermos of lemonade.
  • Three badgers in sunglasses station themselves on a bench.
  • Fourteen dragons are doing t'ai chi on a wide lawn.
  • A crocodile is pushing a cart that sells ice creams.

  • Why do they keep inviting me to meetings?

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