Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
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House Guest

Last night pirateguillermo found a Jerusalem cricket at the bottom of the stairs leading into the garage. Despite the verbage from the people on the link provided, this thing is NOT cute, it's NOT sweet-looking. It's gross. It's the kind of thing that would make Henry Kissinger girly scream. This thing is 2 1/2 inches long and just looks DEEE-sgusting. I'm writhing all over in disgust just thinking of it.

We put it in a jar and let the Baby Goddess take it outside for disposal. She was amused, but grossed out all the same.
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