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Shopping with the Baby Goddess

We were at a department store and Santa approached us, holding out a basket of tiny packets of mini M&Ms. The Baby Goddess took one with a shy, whispered "Thank you." After assuring her that she was a good girl, he looked around conspiratorially and said "You seen that other guy walking around dressed like me? You know what I think? I think it's identity theft!"