I got a new cell phone that came with an earpiece unlike any I've seen before. It's a little earbud with a wormtail that presses on the back of your ear, keeping the earbud from being snatched out every time you turn your head. It's cute and clever and I love it -- except for the fact that I have a formidable amount of hardware already attached to my head (especially my ears) so it sort of...competes.
I wonder if I can just have the little phone inserted under my skin. That would be cool.