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I wish that I had a tiny little monster that went with me everywhere I went.

And that monster would be my friend and fetch me a cup of tea and maybe a biscuit and bite people on the ankles when they pissed me off.

And he would have shiny scales of all different colors and needle-sharp teeth and a forked tongue, and he would tickle my neck with it as he rode on my shoulder. And buggy eyes and blood-red claws.

I wish that I had a monster. Everyone needs a monster.


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Aug. 19th, 2003 09:33 am (UTC)
I thought you had two of them. They just need training. and costumes.
Aug. 19th, 2003 10:19 am (UTC)
Well, unfortunately, neither one has needle-sharp teeth, blood-red claws or a bifurcated tongue. And they are both too big to ride around on my shoulder.

I wonder how a shoulder lizard would go over at work, and whether I could persuade it to cling on while I'm riding my motorcycle...
Aug. 19th, 2003 12:24 pm (UTC)
housepet has polar bears that bite people's ankles for her. Maybe she can help.
Aug. 19th, 2003 01:40 pm (UTC)
i think i was that monster yesterday. several of my coworkers are limping and i seem to hiss a little when i talk.
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