Me: So, how'd you come up with this whole crazy sister thing?

BG: Well, Sissy had a show for a long time, and I wanted one too.

Me: Did you want to do a sister act, or were you thinking of going solo?

BG: I wanted to work with her. I really liked her work.

Peaches: (rolls eyes)

Me: Were there a lot of other babies up for the part?

BG: A lot of girls wanted to work with her, but I'm really good.

Peaches: Can I have some more lasagna?

Me: Where do you see yourself going from here?

BG: After I brush my teeth, I'm going to bed.

Me: A smart career move! Well, thanks so much for being on the show!

BG: Thanks, and be sure to look for me in the bathroom.

Peaches: (rolls eyes again) Can I call Emily?

I'll let everyone know when this interview airs. It might be a while.