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Apr. 11th, 2005

Why bother to keep pets if you can't eat them? What use are they?

"Oh, isn't little Sparky cute?"
"No! He taunts me with his incessant yapping, out of reach just beyond the fence, constantly begging for food even though he's already so corpulent I don't know if he'd fit in my turkey pan..."

No, I don't know either.


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Apr. 11th, 2005 08:41 pm (UTC)
This is why I don't plan to have any pets beyond ones that stay in a glass tank. Anything else I would annoy me, much as I enjoy visiting other people's pets, and in California, I would probably get thrown in jail for animal cruelty no matter how swiftly I dispatched the animal in question.

Also, I don't have the space in my apartment for proper butchering.
Apr. 12th, 2005 03:45 pm (UTC)
If space is a concern, the guinea pig is the perfect pet for you. They're small, relatively quiet, and go well with both honey mustard and sweet & sour sauces.
Apr. 13th, 2005 11:04 pm (UTC)
Sounds like a pellet gun is in order!!!! Oops that wasn't v. yappy dog friendly of me...
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