Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

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Baby Logic

This morning, the Baby Goddess and I were driving in together and wondering why we didn't see very many school buses. We decided it was because all the regular buses were at school, and that now it was just the invisible school buses left on the road, and you can't see them.

Invisible school buses are full of invisible children going to invisible school, while their invisible parents drive in their invisible cars to invisible offices. At home, they eat invisible cereal out of invisible boxes and play with their invisible dogs.

But she was very specific about one thing. They don't have bicycles.

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