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The Pirate was recently in a meeting where one of the attendees (a large man) tipped his chair back and began absently massaging his breast. The Pirate is fairly certain he didn't realize he was doing it, and that he would be embarrassed if it were pointed out to him. But at the time, it was just screamingly funny.

Not five minutes ago, I was walking down the hall at work and passed a male co-worker doing the same thing - just walking down the hall, massaging one of his breasts.

CUT IT OUT. I mean it. It's disturbing. If I were to manhandle one of my erogenous zones during a meeting, it's a pretty sure bet that meeting would go to hell nigh instantly.

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feralboy2
Apr. 25th, 2005 05:27 pm (UTC)
Next on Oprah...Wishful Sleep Thinkers and the Women Who Love Them
lol! Too funny! But certainly you're not going to deny them this simple, preparatory pleasure? Slap a medical term on it -- something like "wishful think walking" -- and make an Oprah show out of it.
grrlpup
Apr. 25th, 2005 05:30 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaha! Now that I'm watching for that, I'm sure I'll see it everywhere.
whirlybirdgirl
Apr. 25th, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)
That is sooooo funny. I'm going to be on the lookout for men massaging parts...
hobbitblue
Apr. 25th, 2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
Now that was weird, read this and glanced over at Forest to see... him massaging his breast! (well, looking for a suspected insect bite but close enough for me to go eep about it lol)
junglemonkee
Apr. 25th, 2005 11:00 pm (UTC)
It's Invasion of the Booby Touchers!

Quick - run down to your basement and see if there's a pod down there. Or maybe a Wonderbra.
hobbitblue
Apr. 25th, 2005 11:03 pm (UTC)
I'll know its alien interference if I run down to the basement - we don't have those in many houses here in the UK ::giggle::
kr8vkat
Apr. 25th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
That is highly HIGHLY disturbing...
recursive
Apr. 25th, 2005 10:51 pm (UTC)
I guess I'll go back to scratching my ass in public then.
junglemonkee
Apr. 25th, 2005 10:59 pm (UTC)
As long as you're scratching.

Don't rub!

You start rubbing, I run over your neck.
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