- Everyone was up in the middle of the night last night but me. Even my five-year-old. This is unheard of.
- Everytime I see someone refer to their male significant other as "bf," I just read it as buttfuck, and that's more than I want to know about you.
- There has been another spate of Men Touching Their Breasts over the past few days. Y'all are just doing it to get on my nerves now, aren't you?
- I look pretty good for my age, and that makes me happy.
Yeah, that was more than a couple.
