Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
junglemonkee

A couple of random thoughts

  1. Everyone was up in the middle of the night last night but me. Even my five-year-old. This is unheard of.

  2. Everytime I see someone refer to their male significant other as "bf," I just read it as buttfuck, and that's more than I want to know about you.

  3. There has been another spate of Men Touching Their Breasts over the past few days. Y'all are just doing it to get on my nerves now, aren't you?

  4. I look pretty good for my age, and that makes me happy.


Yeah, that was more than a couple.
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