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A couple of random thoughts

  1. Everyone was up in the middle of the night last night but me. Even my five-year-old. This is unheard of.

  2. Everytime I see someone refer to their male significant other as "bf," I just read it as buttfuck, and that's more than I want to know about you.

  3. There has been another spate of Men Touching Their Breasts over the past few days. Y'all are just doing it to get on my nerves now, aren't you?

  4. I look pretty good for my age, and that makes me happy.

Yeah, that was more than a couple.


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May. 18th, 2005 04:35 pm (UTC)
Frequently when I read "BF" as an abbreviation for "Boyfriend," I come to the conclusion that "buttfuck" or "bumblefuck" would be just as appropriate a word....
May. 18th, 2005 05:03 pm (UTC)
At one place I worked all data entry concerning employees used their three initials. One manager's initals were DPS, which I couldn't look at without thinking "dipshit". Which really had nothing to do with what I thought of the person. I blame it on too many childhood hours stuck in the car playing the game where you come up with a word from the letters on a license plate.
May. 18th, 2005 06:07 pm (UTC)
I will never look at the abbreviation 'bf' the same way, again. Now I'll be spending an inordinate amount of time wondering what 'gf' can stand for.
May. 18th, 2005 06:08 pm (UTC)
May. 18th, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC)
Goldfish. As in, we were going out for six weeks before we started thinking of each other as buttfuck and goldfish.
May. 18th, 2005 07:26 pm (UTC)
1. I was worried that I'd wake you up. Sleep is precious to you because it's so rare, which is why I didn't poke you and say, "Hey, you awake? How 'bout now?"

2. ayup.

3. No, it's to provide you with amusement. Point and laugh, it's funnier that way.

4. You look great for 35.
May. 19th, 2005 03:04 am (UTC)
I definitely agree with number four. :)
May. 19th, 2005 05:21 am (UTC)
I'll be sure to pinch my nipples in public more often.
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