Frequently when I read "BF" as an abbreviation for "Boyfriend," I come to the conclusion that "buttfuck" or "bumblefuck" would be just as appropriate a word....

At one place I worked all data entry concerning employees used their three initials. One manager's initals were DPS, which I couldn't look at without thinking "dipshit". Which really had nothing to do with what I thought of the person. I blame it on too many childhood hours stuck in the car playing the game where you come up with a word from the letters on a license plate.

I will never look at the abbreviation 'bf' the same way, again. Now I'll be spending an inordinate amount of time wondering what 'gf' can stand for.

1. I was worried that I'd wake you up. Sleep is precious to you because it's so rare, which is why I didn't poke you and say, "Hey, you awake? How 'bout now?"

2. ayup.

3. No, it's to provide you with amusement. Point and laugh, it's funnier that way.

4. You look great for 35.

I definitely agree with number four. :)

I'll be sure to pinch my nipples in public more often.