Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

It's Monday, and I'm Incoherent

Why does electronic trance music usually sound like it's being played through a spinning fan?

What the hell is it about Dave & Buster's?

I made a thing this weekend. It's cool.

I can walk out on my porch naked in the middle of the day, and while nobody will see me and giggle, I will get mosquito bites in embarrassing places.

I got some new shoes. They have flames.

It's difficult to find attractive vintage-look clothing for a 5-year-old. (Don't suggest anything. I found what I need and if you tell me "you could have just gone to Vintage Baby Clothing MegaStore," I'll likely have an aneurism.)

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