Well, I'd prefer it if he changed his real name and started wearing fruit on his head. Not that I'm sexually attracted to women with fruit on their heads, mind you, I just think it would be silly and fun.
But then there'd be the fruit flies and the mango stains on the shoulders of all his shirts...
Perhaps I haven't thought this out as well as I could have.
Besides, I just don't see him doing those wrap around dresses and whatever they're called type midriff shirts quite the same justice Dolores Del Rio did. No offense meant to The Pirate.
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But then there'd be the fruit flies and the mango stains on the shoulders of all his shirts...
Perhaps I haven't thought this out as well as I could have.
Besides, I just don't see him doing those wrap around dresses and whatever they're called type midriff shirts quite the same justice Dolores Del Rio did. No offense meant to The Pirate.