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The Pirate steadfastly refuses to change his name to Dolores Del Rio.

Killjoy.

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earthdog
Jun. 21st, 2005 06:33 am (UTC)
His LJ name or his real name?
junglemonkee
Jun. 21st, 2005 03:03 pm (UTC)
Well, I'd prefer it if he changed his real name and started wearing fruit on his head. Not that I'm sexually attracted to women with fruit on their heads, mind you, I just think it would be silly and fun.

But then there'd be the fruit flies and the mango stains on the shoulders of all his shirts...

Perhaps I haven't thought this out as well as I could have.
alleahna
Jun. 21st, 2005 04:21 pm (UTC)
Fruit flies + kissing = no joy.

Besides, I just don't see him doing those wrap around dresses and whatever they're called type midriff shirts quite the same justice Dolores Del Rio did. No offense meant to The Pirate.
junglemonkee
Jun. 21st, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
But he DOES have nice legs. And a fabulous sense of rhythm.
earthdog
Jun. 21st, 2005 11:25 pm (UTC)
I can you as a tall Carman Miranda
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