XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN JULY 24, 2005 19:44:05 ET XXXXX
ABC 'GOOD MORNING AMERICA' ON DOG POO ALERT
What's that smell coming out of ABCNEWS?
Answer: Dog Poo was found in the 6th floor conference room in mid-town NYC by an executive late last week!
"I love you all BUT give me a break," demands GOOD MORNING AMERICA business manager Pam Tepper in an urgent e-mail to staff. "You should not bring your dog to work. Please do not let this happen again."
The gift left behind by the mystery canine at ABCNEWS follows a growing trend of city dwellers bringing their pets into the office space.
I know many people who love their dogs and protest that their dogs would NEVER...I have news for you. Your dog has bodily functions, and they are ooky.
Second: I often have trouble coming up with good names for characters in my fiction, and have turned to the professionals for help. I will now be taking all names for my characters from the names on the spam I receive each day. Mostly because names like Muireadhach Nettles (who taunts me with promises of CIÁLISS VÀLIUMM VIAGRRà) are too good to waste.