Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

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Sick, Sick Building

I think there's some sort of ecosystem in the water coolers at my office.

It's not one of those sweet, benevolent Little Mermaid/Monterey Bay Aquarium ecosystems. Oh, no. It's one of those Stephen King/H.P. Lovecraft "aquatic malevolent blind albino from the beginning of time" ecosystems.

I bought a Brita for work.
Tags: i love my job

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