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Feeling a Definite Lack of...Something

I want sex and candy. Yeah.

But there's neither anyone lounging in my chair NOR anyone casting devious stares in my direction, and if there were, well, I'm at work and it would be more a nightmare than a dream. Because it would be someone I work with and that's just. EWWWWWW.

So, um, never mind.

Comments

kr8vkat
Aug. 2nd, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC)
Pfffttt!!!!!
junglemonkee
Aug. 2nd, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)
You seem to have sprung a leak. You may want to have that checked.
layer
Aug. 2nd, 2005 10:18 pm (UTC)
omg thank you!

but i would like to add that i would really enjoy some devious stares even if i was at work (not so exciting coming from my dog), as long as i didn't have to contend with any devious stairs. one tumble in a month is plenty.
junglemonkee
Aug. 2nd, 2005 10:20 pm (UTC)
You know, I read that so wrong. So, so wrong. I read that whole "one tumble in a month is plenty" and was thinking "she sure doesn't have much of a sex drive"......

I'm an idiot.
layer
Aug. 2nd, 2005 10:42 pm (UTC)
AAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH...

you almost made me pee myself. thank god i'm working from home.

i actually have a very high sex drive. what i lack is a sex life. at this point it'd be thrilled with a tumble a month.
layer
Aug. 2nd, 2005 10:47 pm (UTC)
sorry, that was TMI. :(
junglemonkee
Aug. 3rd, 2005 04:38 am (UTC)
Telling me THAT you like sex is continuing the conversation at hand.

Telling me HOW you like sex is TMI. Way, way TMI.