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I'm Naming My Weapon

Behold Fruitbane, Slayer of Packing Tape.

All who see his handy size and convenient features tremble!

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mortaine
Aug. 24th, 2005 09:57 pm (UTC)
Erm... whottsit?
junglemonkee
Aug. 24th, 2005 10:01 pm (UTC)
It's the same knife I've had for seven years now, but it was whining that it felt unfulfilled in its job, and since I can't afford to give it a raise, I'm giving it a corner office in The Purse and a Really Cool Title.
mortaine
Aug. 24th, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
bwahahahah!
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