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A Change is Afoot in the Wind

Last night, the goddess of wisdom descended from a cloud to herald the news that I am the Queen of the Earth.

Well, the baby goddess told me after her hot shower that I am the Queen of the Earth.

Either way, I'm gonna be making some changes. First, the word "them" has been abolished. Second, you can't say "you can't play." Third, people who are needlessly tactless will be publicly covered in spray cheese and left to the mercy of a committee of avant garde artists wielding olives, nuts and pretzel sticks. Fourth, nap time is now mandatory.

I'm new to this "Queen of the Earth" thing.


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Sep. 6th, 2005 10:57 pm (UTC)
Naptime--now that's a blessing.
Sep. 7th, 2005 12:14 am (UTC)
sounds to me like you've got it down.
Sep. 7th, 2005 02:04 am (UTC)
All hail!
Sep. 7th, 2005 12:35 pm (UTC)

:p...btw you're tagged

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Sep. 7th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
If Queens got voted in, I'd vote for you for the mandatory nap time alone :-)
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