Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

A Change is Afoot in the Wind

Last night, the goddess of wisdom descended from a cloud to herald the news that I am the Queen of the Earth.

Well, the baby goddess told me after her hot shower that I am the Queen of the Earth.

Either way, I'm gonna be making some changes. First, the word "them" has been abolished. Second, you can't say "you can't play." Third, people who are needlessly tactless will be publicly covered in spray cheese and left to the mercy of a committee of avant garde artists wielding olives, nuts and pretzel sticks. Fourth, nap time is now mandatory.

I'm new to this "Queen of the Earth" thing.
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