Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
junglemonkee

I Hate the Restroom

I'm in a cubible of the bathroom and happen to look up at the ass gasket dispenser. The edge of the box is peeking through the hole of the dispenser and I can see the brand name - Life Guard.

I ask you, isn't that just a tad overwraught? Was the name "Butt Guard" already taken? Are we selling through fear?
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