I had lunch with 
layer and on the way back to the office heard someone on the radio used the phrase "Baby Jesus wept." I've heard this phrase before, but it only just occured to me that it sounds uncomfortably like "Muppet Babies," and made me wonder what the Bible would look like if it had been cast more like this: 
Kermit as Jesus Christ
Piggy as Mary Magdalen
Gonzo as Judas Iscariot
Fozzie as John the Baptist
You can see it, can't you? I can.
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Though, I see Fozzie as more of a Judas and Gonzo as John the Baptist. Actually, Piggy would sell anyone out for gold. Because gold can be made into such *lovely* jewelry. *Grin*
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Sam the Eagle as Simon Peter. The three denials would be that much more heartbreaking if they were pompous.
Statler and Waldorf as the other two criminals on the cross with Jesus. "Being crucified can't be any worse than having to keep watching this show!"
The Swedish Chef as Paul. Because there's nothing in the New Testament that wouldn't be improved by bork-speak.
And Crazy Harry...why did he go crazy? Was he always crazy? Maybe he's Pilate, and this is what pushed him over the edge.
And I totally see Sweetums as Jeremiah.