I had lunch with 
layer and on the way back to the office heard someone on the radio used the phrase "Baby Jesus wept." I've heard this phrase before, but it only just occured to me that it sounds uncomfortably like "Muppet Babies," and made me wonder what the Bible would look like if it had been cast more like this: 
Kermit as Jesus Christ
Piggy as Mary Magdalen
Gonzo as Judas Iscariot
Fozzie as John the Baptist
You can see it, can't you? I can.
