Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

Bible Babies!

I had lunch with layer and on the way back to the office heard someone on the radio used the phrase "Baby Jesus wept." I've heard this phrase before, but it only just occured to me that it sounds uncomfortably like "Muppet Babies," and made me wonder what the Bible would look like if it had been cast more like this:
Image hosted by Photobucket.comKermit as Jesus Christ

Piggy as Mary Magdalen

Image hosted by Photobucket.comGonzo as Judas Iscariot

Image hosted by Photobucket.comFozzie as John the Baptist

You can see it, can't you? I can.


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