June 14th, 2004

helloooooo

I'm SUCH a slut

Slurped from gramina

junglemonkee's LiveJournal Slut Stats
The below percentages indicate what junglemonkee has done with the 26 people on her friends list!
met

69.2%
hugged

26.9%
dated

3.8%
kissed

7.7%
seen topless

7.7%
seen naked

7.7%
phone sexed

3.8%
made out

3.8%
oral sex

3.8%
fucked

3.8%
What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats?
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gorey

Death Isn't As Bad As You Think

Slurped from missmelysse

We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of Junglemonkee, who on the 4th of May of this year was delicately buried alive by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. Junglemonkee is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

Wow. I guess it takes nearly two months to get all the necessary heads of state together, and to formulate the necessary "Tribute On Ice." Splashy funerals take time. I just hope the gerbils have had a whip-round to pay for it.
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