It's Raining Zen

Slurped with much guffawing and snorting from alleahna

What kind of disease are you? junglemonkee:
junglemonkee is caused by Satan.	junglemonkee complex causes one to constantly speak in Engrish. To cure junglemonkee infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week.
Name?

They don't know that I've kept a live squirrel in my underpants for years for just such in instance. At least, I hope it's still alive.