September 26th, 2004

buddha virgin

I'm Living a Horror Movie

The new house is beautiful. It's situated on a picturesque little creek in the mountains with a giant sycamore tree and maples and bay laurel all around. It's idyllic.

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I'm currently trying to work a deal to get Martha Stewart to serve her community service time over here, redecorating and exorcising the demons from my house. It'd be a good thing.