November 3rd, 2004
Tasteless Jokes Because I'm Sad
My wonderful cow-orker, knowing that today is a sad day for me on many accounts, sent me the following jokes. Yes, they are offensive. Yes, they are not terribly original. But I laughed, godamnit. I laughed.
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Not Again!!
And hard on the heels of receiving the geriatric catalog, I get....THE SHINGLES!
This is the second time, but the type that I get (severe and across my face) are apparently recurring. So, I just feel very special.
This explains many things, including my general feeling of having some sort of low-grade illness that I couldn't shake. Because it's shingles.
Somebody get me some Geritol, will ya?
This is the second time, but the type that I get (severe and across my face) are apparently recurring. So, I just feel very special.
This explains many things, including my general feeling of having some sort of low-grade illness that I couldn't shake. Because it's shingles.
Somebody get me some Geritol, will ya?
