August 8th, 2005

buddha virgin

Something That Truly Mystifies Me

There are a lot of guys here who ride bikes at lunch. They've got their tight pants (whirlybirdgirl likens them to Pampers), they've got their shoes that look like pumps with the heels broken off. They've got their Alien-head helmets...

and they've got bicycles with seats the size and shape of throat lozenges.

My ass hurts just looking at them.