Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
junglemonkee

Okay, I couldn't resist


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I pulled over and changed sushigrade's flat tire (15 points). In June I pulled kr8vkat's hair (-5 points). In September I donated bone marrow to mortaine in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I turned recursive in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Friday I put money in aoibheal's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been nice (327 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
junglemonkee

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