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Admin Speak

Is there some kind of rule that says that all admins may communicate only in baby talk? It's not enough that the admin behind me talks to her boss, everyone who stops by her desk and everyone she talks to on the phone in baby talk ("Hewo! Could you do something for meeeeeeeeee? My boss? She wants to book a conference room at your hotel? Hewp me pweeeeeese!"), but when she communicates with other admins, I'm practically awash in dribble.

Yes, this is the same company where, for Halloween, all the admins dressed up in black stretch pants and cats' ears and tails.

The vomit does not stop.

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junglemonkee
Dec. 7th, 2005 04:02 pm (UTC)
Supposedly, that's how Anna Nicole Smith hooked the rich old liver spot she married. She batted her eyes at him and talked like a baby.

Oh, yeah, and showed him her boobs. If that admin behind me does that, I don't care how much they're paying me. I quit.