Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
junglemonkee

If You Say These, I Punch You In the Neck

"Anywho...."
"'Ello, 'ello, 'ello." (Only when delivered in a painfully bad fake British accent. If you say "hello" three times in your normal voice, I don't care.)
"What can I do you for?"


This list will probably grow. These three were uttered in the course of a four-sentence, 27-decibel conversation by the admin sitting behind me. My left eye is twitching.
Tags: the unbearable dumbness of being
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