Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
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Some People Just Don't Have a Sense of Humor

Poll #717459 Leaping Pierre!

You walk into the cube of a co-worker who does not hear you. Upon noticing you, the co-worker startles and yells "Leaping Pierre!" How do you interpret the phrase?

An insult
0(0.0%)
An expression of surprise
15(93.8%)
A warning
1(6.2%)
A command
0(0.0%)
A symptom of Tourrette's
0(0.0%)

The same as the above scenario, but your name is Pierre.

An insult
0(0.0%)
An expression of surprise
3(18.8%)
A warning
0(0.0%)
A command
2(12.5%)
A symptom of Tourrette's
0(0.0%)
A career-limiting move on my co-worker's part
4(25.0%)
It's my day for the shit bucket
1(6.2%)
Ha ha! You witty rascal, you!
6(37.5%)

You are an observer of the above scenario between the co-worker and Pierre. You are thinking:

That was funny.
3(18.8%)
That co-worker's an idiot.
4(25.0%)
I wish Pierre *would* take a flying leap.
3(18.8%)
I'm going to say that the next time Pierre comes into MY cube.
4(25.0%)
I wonder if I can have Co-worker's chair after he's fired.
2(12.5%)
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