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Poll #756665 What Should My Sister Name Her Twins

My sister is having twins. I think she's an idiot, not least because she's 44.

Twins at 44? Are you crazy?
4(30.8%)
Doesn't she have three full-grown, screwed up kids?
6(46.2%)
Wait! I saw her on Jerry Springer, right?
3(23.1%)

She hasn't fixed on names for the little dears. We don't know their gender, but their last name will be Jones. Help us out?

Uno and Due
2(16.7%)
Shut Up and Piss Off
1(8.3%)
Ebony and Ivory
0(0.0%)
Vroom and Crash
2(16.7%)
Whap and Thud
1(8.3%)
Junior and Sonny
0(0.0%)
II and III
0(0.0%)
Pickles and Lettuce
0(0.0%)
VHS and Betamax
0(0.0%)
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
5(41.7%)
Nessie and Sasquatch
0(0.0%)
Socks and Underpants
0(0.0%)
North and South Dakota
0(0.0%)
Uruguay and Paraguay
1(8.3%)
North and South Pole
0(0.0%)

You think you have a better idea?

Comments

( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
alleahna
Jun. 26th, 2006 11:56 pm (UTC)
If we're going for ass kicking names, then why not go grandoise?
junglemonkee
Jun. 26th, 2006 11:58 pm (UTC)
Because these are going to be my sister's kids, so I think that calling them Zeus and Odin might be setting expectations a little high.
insertparagraph
Jun. 27th, 2006 07:19 am (UTC)
Is gender known yet?
'Cuz if they're female, I'd recommend skipping actual names and just referring to them as "the girls".
junglemonkee
Jun. 27th, 2006 10:37 pm (UTC)
Re: Is gender known yet?
She can't. She's already got three grown sons, and they're already a bunch of tits.
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