Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
junglemonkee

Baby Names

Poll #756665 What Should My Sister Name Her Twins

My sister is having twins. I think she's an idiot, not least because she's 44.

Twins at 44? Are you crazy?
4(30.8%)
Doesn't she have three full-grown, screwed up kids?
6(46.2%)
Wait! I saw her on Jerry Springer, right?
3(23.1%)

She hasn't fixed on names for the little dears. We don't know their gender, but their last name will be Jones. Help us out?

Uno and Due
2(16.7%)
Shut Up and Piss Off
1(8.3%)
Ebony and Ivory
0(0.0%)
Vroom and Crash
2(16.7%)
Whap and Thud
1(8.3%)
Junior and Sonny
0(0.0%)
II and III
0(0.0%)
Pickles and Lettuce
0(0.0%)
VHS and Betamax
0(0.0%)
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
5(41.7%)
Nessie and Sasquatch
0(0.0%)
Socks and Underpants
0(0.0%)
North and South Dakota
0(0.0%)
Uruguay and Paraguay
1(8.3%)
North and South Pole
0(0.0%)

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