Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
junglemonkee

My Life Is One Big Miracle

Quite a few people have asked me what my boss would say/has said about my shaving my head. I was supremely unworried, crediting my boss with the good sense to know that hair is just hair. Except that it went beyond even that.

It turns out, my boss's sister has alopecia and he said that she LOVES having no hair. He thought my lack of hair was great.

And then I told him that I was thinking of putting a tattoo of eyes on the back of my head and he said "I think you should!"

Really, only I have this kind of luck.
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