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Obnoxiously Long Meme!

slurped from missmelysse

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now.  (I always miss the Pirate, unless he's in the room with me.) I don't watch much TV these days.  ("These days" being the last decade or so.) I own lots of books.  (So many that we don't have room for them all.)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. × I love to play video games. I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies.  (Best done in large groups of very drunk people.) I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (Not usually. Always.)
I curse sometimes.  (Like, when I'm talking.) × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (You never know when you're going to encounter a taped-up package or fruit with a particularly resistant peel.)
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× I have broken someone's bones. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. × I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (Totally.) × I need/want money right now.
I love sushi. I talk really, really fast.  (Generally when I'm excited.) × I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (A whopping 75 cents.) I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. × I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings. × I think prostitution should be legalized. × I slept with a roommate.
I have a hidden talent.  (Many, actually.) I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.  (But only if I'm happy.) × I have a lot of friends(I have an infinity of acquaintances. And about four friends.)
I have pecked someone of the same sex. × I enjoy talking on the phone. × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop and/or window shop. × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a mobile phone. × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I've rejected someone before.  (And it doesn't seem to stop some people.)
I currently like/love someone. × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. × I want to have children in the future.  (Um...I have children now. I'd like them to be adults in the future, though. Does that count?)
I have changed a diaper before.  (Thousands.) I've called the cops on a friend before. × I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn. × I am shy around the opposite sex. × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved. I have tried alcohol or drugs before. I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. I enjoy some country music.  (Real country. Not that shit they play now. If it sounds like Buck Owens or George Jones, it's actual country.)
I would die for my best friends. I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. I have dated a close friend's ex.  (For about five minutes and then realized why she dumped him.) I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys. Democrat. × Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. × I am punk rockish. × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time.  (Life is a big, long test.) × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. I can work on a car.
I love my job(s). × I am comfortable with who I am right now. I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. I have jumped off a bridge.  (And screamed like a girlie doing it.) I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. × I am proficient on a musical instrument(BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
× I hate office jobs. × I went to college out of state. × I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. I have thrown up from crying too much.  (High school was tough for me.) I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I fall for the worst people. × I adore bright colours. × I usually like covers better than originals.
I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. I can pick up things with my toes.  (And tie my shoes! Well, tie someone else's shoes.) × I can't whistle.
I have ridden/owned a horse. I still have every journal I've ever written in. × I talk in my sleep.
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. × I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. × I am a caffeine junkie.
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. I'm an artist. × I am ambidextrous(I'm barely unidextrous.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. × I have terrible teeth.
I hate my toes. I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (Pathetic, yes?) × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. × I am extremely flexible. × I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business. × I smoke. I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (But I'd like to be. I'm working toward it, but it seems a long way off.) Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (It's a big motivator for me.) I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
I have played strip poker with someone else before. I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (But not the way most people do.)
× I can't stand being alone. I have at least one obsession at any given time.  (Another motivator.) × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. I'm a judgmental asshole. I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
I have travelled on more than one continent. × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. I can speak more than one language. × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
I would rather read than watch TV. × I like reading fact more than fiction. × I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.  (Yup, high school sucked.) × I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.  (With excitement!) × I have hit someone with a dead fish(It wasn't a dead fish. It was a pound of bacon, and it left a mark that looked *exactly like* a pound of bacon!)
I am compulsively honest. × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.  (High school was really, really, really tough.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. I dislike milk.  (But I adore soy milk.) I obsessively wash my hands.
I always carry something significant around with me.  (I have a totem with me at all times.) Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.  (Like now, for instance.) I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.  (She's getting old.) × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.  (No, but I could have.) I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (This happens daily. My shaved head is a good example.)
I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. × I don't like to chew gum.
I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.  (Yet another reason art cars rock.) I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (I'm almost over it.)
I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. I love to sing.  (If you can't sing well, sing LOUD.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. × I have a custom-built computer. I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.  (The Pirate will just have to teach my existing babies to look like him.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (EWEWEWEWEWEWEW) I've gone skinny-dipping. I've performed in three plays.
I enjoy burritos. × I'm Irish and loving it. × I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.  (If only.) I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
I need more time to myself. I wish I was more open-minded. × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.  (I mock anyone who hopes this. I've got it, and it isn't as cool as you'd like to think.)
I download songs from the internet. × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. I say random things to freak people out.  (Well, I say random things *that* freak people out. It's not on purpose, though.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. × I love playing Truth or Dare. × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. × I can only hate someone that I love. × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.