Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
junglemonkee
  • Mood: grossed out

Holiday Confectionry

I received a couple of gifts of fudge this year - one edible, one less so. Unfortunately, the edible fudge was given by a quasi-relative whom I've only met for the first time and I'm unlikely to see again for many years. The less edible fudge was given by a cow-orker who takes undeserved pride in her fudge-making abilities. I assume the pride is based solely on the quantity of her output, not on the quality.

Poll #895520 Fudge Factor
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All. Participants: 15

I like fudge.

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Yes.
13(86.7%)
No.
2(13.3%)
I don't eat human food.
0(0.0%)
Kill me now.
0(0.0%)

What qualities do you look for in fudge?

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Extreme chocolatiness.
0(0.0%)
Lots of nuts.
0(0.0%)
Marshmallows/coconut/mint/other non-nut additives.
0(0.0%)
Flavors other than chocolate.
0(0.0%)
Density.
0(0.0%)
Smooth creaminess.
1(6.7%)
Sweetness.
0(0.0%)
Made by my favorite fudge-making relative/friend.
0(0.0%)
Free.
1(6.7%)
Relieves suicidal feelings.
0(0.0%)

A person you have to see often (friend/relative/cow-orker) gives you some nasty fudge. Do you admit your dislike?

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Yes.
1(6.7%)
No.
12(80.0%)
I'd move to Bolivia. Unless they were in Bolivia, then I'd move to Botswana.
2(13.3%)

How do you keep from receiving more gifts of disgusting fudge?

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