Some of these questions are actually relevant. Okay, no they're not. But the point is that I'm in the middle of writing a new play and I need help. I need people to help me run through it so that I can hear what it sounds like. It's a broad comedy about a guy who gets dumped and obsesses about the chick who dumped him. It's a plus if you know t'ai chi well enough to do it in a chorus line.
Anyone? Anyone?
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As for your "experience," the fact that it's in quotation marks has me more than a little nervous! On the other hand, I think you'd make a great Leif. Not that you look like a Viking, but you look like the type of person who has a penis, and that's really what this role is crying out for - someone who's got a dick and isn't afraid to act like it! Or something to that effect.
Hooray! This is shaping up fabulously!
(wait.... hang on...) YUP! I do!
Also, I'm decended from the Swedish Nelson Clans... Yup!
Rawr! I swing big axe at heads! Hand over the wenches! Where's the raw rotting fish for dinner? Rawr.
Now go finish writing.