Some of these questions are actually relevant. Okay, no they're not. But the point is that I'm in the middle of writing a new play and I need help. I need people to help me run through it so that I can hear what it sounds like. It's a broad comedy about a guy who gets dumped and obsesses about the chick who dumped him. It's a plus if you know t'ai chi well enough to do it in a chorus line.