Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

My First Thought Upon Waking

Gimme an OH!


No, not like that. Put some feeling into it!


Now you just sound like you're in pain. C'mon! This is supposed to be a cheer! Now - Gimme an OH!


Gimme a SEE!


You call that a see? You did the oh really well. They have to sound the same. Hit it hard - maybe if you take a deep breath before you yell, you can give it that nice sharp edge. Okay - Gimme a see!


Okay, gimme a DEE!


Fine. If you're going not going to even TRY to get it right, don't bother.

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