Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

Because I Love You...

I bring you the Futuristic Cereal Name Generator.

My highlights:

Low Fat Feedback Atom Puffs

Iron-Packed Bluish-Gray Yum Dongles

Computationally-Refined Crunchy Fragments

Sugar-Fired Bio Pollution

Non-Organism Calcucocoa Raisin Things

Zero Calorie Replicating Hoverbeans

Contemplating this makes my mouth itch.

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