Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
junglemonkee

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My World Crumbles

It's no longer "daquiri ice." It's no longer the hint-of-teal color with an equally subtle, sweet-tangy flavor.

It's now "lime daquiri ice," and it's like being punched in the face with a Pixie Stix. And it's monkey puke green.
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