Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi


On my way in to work this morning, I saw no less than three lonely shoes discarded on the freeway. And that chicken.

Have you ever lost a shoe while driving on the freeway? Has any passenger in your car lost a shoe? These don't appear to be children's shoes, thrown from the backseat window by a vindictive sibling. These are all men's business shoes. On the freeway.

I just can't fathom how they all come to be there.

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