Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

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My Plant Karma Is Changing!

I have told people for decades that I am the Kevorkian of houseplants. No matter what kind of plant it is, from the moment it enters my house, it is doomed to die a slow, sad, lingering death. People have given me ficuses (ficii?), cacti, orchids, azaleas, ferns, spider plants - all with the assurance that "you can't kill this." Oh, but I could.


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