So, the Pirate and I were watching FarScape and laughing about their "food cubes." And he starts going on about how he doesn't like food cubes , he likes food pellets. And then he says "I like my food pellets like I like my women. Hot and greasy." That he said it at all was slightly amusing. That he said it in a perfect Peter Lorre accent was too funny for words. Okay, guess you had to be there.