Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

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Why You Should Never Eat on an Empty Stomach

So, the Pirate and I were watching FarScape and laughing about their "food cubes." And he starts going on about how he doesn't like food cubes, he likes food pellets.

And then he says "I like my food pellets like I like my women. Hot and greasy."

That he said it at all was slightly amusing. That he said it in a perfect Peter Lorre accent was too funny for words.

Okay, guess you had to be there.

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