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Not Having a Good Day

I am a damaged monkey. I've got bald patches, burn marks and a lot of nervous tics. I tend to screech a lot, masturbate compulsively, rock back and forth and fling poo when threatened. At best, I'm jumpy and my eyes tend to bug out. At worst, I'm a swirling vortex of teeth, hair, yowl and angst. I have an unfortunate tendency to scratch myself bloody.


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Jan. 20th, 2004 11:13 am (UTC)
Here, have a nice banana. I hope it makes your day go better.
Jan. 20th, 2004 11:28 am (UTC)
You're so good to me. A banana and some sleep. That would be nice. And a lobotomy.
Jan. 20th, 2004 01:19 pm (UTC)
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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