Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

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I'm Stuck in Limerickville

On the chest of a barmaid from Yale
Was tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in Braille.

There was a young man in Dundee
Who was stung in the leg by a hornet
When asked "Did it buzz?"
He replied "No, not really,
But all the time I thought it was a wasp."

Dove vai en quel vestitino?! Sei malato? Chi lo sa?
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