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Form Follows Function

Memo to mortaine:

I know that it looks ridiculous when I clip my cell phone microphone onto my nose ring. I get laughed at nightly on my way home, because I always clip it there. On the other hand, no matter which way I turn my head, my microphone stays the same relative distance from my mouth, and I don't have to shout above any ambient noise.

It's not a fashion statement. I'm just really, really practical.

P.S. The second I got all squared away (and the second you turned back around in your car) the Pirate called and wanted to know why I was laughing. He's seen it. He agreed it looks ridiculous.


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Mar. 25th, 2004 12:37 pm (UTC)

I actually thought it was still amusing when I passed you later on and saw you still had it hanging there.

And then I noticed a motorcycle cop right behind you. I don't think he minded, though, as he exited promptly (perhaps to laugh himself silly without falling off the bike?)

Still, hanging a microphone from your nose is waaay less disgusting than picking your nose, which is what everyone else does on the drive home.
Mar. 25th, 2004 05:01 pm (UTC)
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