Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

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Form Follows Function

Memo to mortaine:

I know that it looks ridiculous when I clip my cell phone microphone onto my nose ring. I get laughed at nightly on my way home, because I always clip it there. On the other hand, no matter which way I turn my head, my microphone stays the same relative distance from my mouth, and I don't have to shout above any ambient noise.

It's not a fashion statement. I'm just really, really practical.

P.S. The second I got all squared away (and the second you turned back around in your car) the Pirate called and wanted to know why I was laughing. He's seen it. He agreed it looks ridiculous.

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