Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

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The Baby Goddess Lives Up to Her Name

BG: My heart is punching me inside.
Mom: Really?
BG: Yeah. And if your heart stops punching you inside, you'll
Mom: That's true.
BG: One time at baby school my heart stopped punching me inside and it was trying to make me be dead, but I know that you always wanted a baby of me, so I didn't be dead, I just beed alive and alive and alive. That's cool, huh?
Mom: That is one amazing superpower.
BG: I'm a cool kissy girl, right?
Mom: Absolutely!
BG: And do you still want a baby of me?
Mom: Well, you're not a baby anymore are you?
BG: No, I'm a kissy girl, and I'm not ever gonna be dead.

May I never live to know otherwise.

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