I didn't post a list last week - that's how busy I was. And, as usual, when I don't focus, everything goes to hell. My children are living in the streets doing heroin, I lost my job and contracted syphilis and my husband was hit by a train.

Okay, it's not that bad, but I can tell you that the road to Hell is paved with the linoleum currently on my kitchen floor.

1. Clean and repack the tent


2. Wash the pillows and sleeping bags


3. Move camping gear back to attic


4. Wash dishes (Monday)


5. Wash dishes (Tuesday)


6. Wash dishes (Wednesday)


7. Wash dishes (Thursday)


8. Wash dishes (Friday)


9. Chiropractor (Monday)


10. Chiropractor (Thursday)


11. Chiropractor (Friday)


12. Cat boxes (Monday)


13. Cat boxes (Wednesday)


14. Cat boxes (Friday)


15. Laundry (Wednesday)


16. Laundry (Saturday)


17. Pay bills


18. Menu planning


19. Grocery shopping


20. Mow lawn


21. Listen to picks from All Songs Considered


22. Edit Cliff and Ian's stories


23. Edit my own story


24. Research markets for Canceling the Caterer


25. Rename the stupid story


26. Run 1 mile


27. Run 1 mile


28. Run 1 mile


29. Run 1 mile


30. Run 1 mile


31. Run 1 mile


32. Run 1 mile


33. Run 1 mile


34. Run 1 mile


35. Run 1 mile


36. Peaches to orthodontist


37. Get emails from orthodontist


38. Call Sandy for status of court


39. Mop floor


40. Email Cath with status of her CD


41. Send DMV name change paperwork along with title paperwork


42. Finish Atlas spares list by Tuesday


43. Take lorgnette to optometrist


44. Fix green pants


45. Order opera tickets


46. Take flap off cat flap


47. Fix radar dish


48. Clean living room


49. Clean bathroom


50. Clean kitchen


51. Clean dining room


52. Find out status of tax returns


53. Attend Wednesday CWC meeting


54. Update Cthulhu Prosthesis


55. Pick up lorgnette


56. Fix lorgnette to be useable


57. Shopping: Target


58. Pick up milk @WF


59. Pick up wine from Pinder


60. Shopping: TJs


61. Menu planning/grocery list