On the plus side, tension between me and pirateguillermo has eased. Technically, it's not even tension between the two of us. It's tension between me and the world in general, and the poor darling is just the one closest to me and therefore bearing the brunt. Why anyone would want to be married to me is more than I can possibly imagine. I'm a pain in the ass.
Today, there are many chores to be done, but the Baby Goddess is out with her father at a birthday party, so there is a good likelihood that we'll get a running tilt at them.
So...getting to it.