bored
layer, mutated, spat right the hell back out.Really, this turns out to be a bunch of reasons why I wouldn't make such a list in the first place.
- If I wanted you to know it, I would have told you already
- If you know me in person, you've probably heard me talk about it at least once
- Those cards that I haven't spit on and stuck to my forehead, I play close to the vest
- You will probably find out that my life is much, much more boring than yours
- If it isn't, you'll think I'm making it up
- I am J. Edgar Hoover
- I have outgrown all of my more interesting childhood idiosyncracies, so now they're just embarrassing
- Each and every one of you has done five cooler things in the last ten minutes than I've done in my life
Okay. I'm just boring.
