Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
junglemonkee

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M3nn3

Slurped from layer, mutated, spat right the hell back out.

Really, this turns out to be a bunch of reasons why I wouldn't make such a list in the first place.

  1. If I wanted you to know it, I would have told you already

  2. If you know me in person, you've probably heard me talk about it at least once

  3. Those cards that I haven't spit on and stuck to my forehead, I play close to the vest

  4. You will probably find out that my life is much, much more boring than yours

  5. If it isn't, you'll think I'm making it up

  6. I am J. Edgar Hoover

  7. I have outgrown all of my more interesting childhood idiosyncracies, so now they're just embarrassing

  8. Each and every one of you has done five cooler things in the last ten minutes than I've done in my life




Okay. I'm just boring.
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