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Slurped from layer, mutated, spat right the hell back out.

Really, this turns out to be a bunch of reasons why I wouldn't make such a list in the first place.

  1. If I wanted you to know it, I would have told you already

  2. If you know me in person, you've probably heard me talk about it at least once

  3. Those cards that I haven't spit on and stuck to my forehead, I play close to the vest

  4. You will probably find out that my life is much, much more boring than yours

  5. If it isn't, you'll think I'm making it up

  6. I am J. Edgar Hoover

  7. I have outgrown all of my more interesting childhood idiosyncracies, so now they're just embarrassing

  8. Each and every one of you has done five cooler things in the last ten minutes than I've done in my life

Okay. I'm just boring.


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Jun. 9th, 2004 11:38 pm (UTC)
I always suspected you were J. Edgar Hoover. That is a very nice building they named after you in Washington.
Jun. 10th, 2004 01:47 am (UTC)
Jedgar! You look stunning in LBDs!
Jun. 10th, 2004 12:09 pm (UTC)
now why is it i find number 8 particularly hard to believe?
Jun. 10th, 2004 09:13 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'd believe #6 before I'd believe #8.

Esp. since in the last 10 minutes I've done nothing more exciting than check the weather, trying to find a satellite photo of the thunderstorm I stupidly drove through today. OK, maybe my recent past isn't such a good example...But there is lots about you - the little I actually know - that I find facinating.
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