Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

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Disease meme

Slurped with much guffawing and snorting from alleahna

What kind of disease are you?


junglemonkee is caused by Satan.

junglemonkee complex causes one to constantly speak in Engrish.
To cure junglemonkee infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week.

They don't know that I've kept a live squirrel in my underpants for years for just such in instance. At least, I hope it's still alive.

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