Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

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Pardon my drool...

I just took a ride in mortaine's new car. I went with her to pick it up from the dealership. car!

And this car has the bang! and the POW! and the ooh, la la and the flippy smoochylicious bumpity bumpity bumpity booty-shakin' bugness that's all nine kinds of cool that I like best.

The salesguy who handed off the keys said to Mortaine "If you have any friends who want to be as cool as you, you can give them my name." But let's face it, I can only aspire...

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